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“The 50-50-90 rule: Anytime you have a 50-50 chance of getting something right, there’s a 90% probability you’ll get it wrong.” —Andy Rooney

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“A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man.” -Lana Turner

Photo credited to: hapticflapjack

 

 

“Last night I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky and I thought to myself, where the heck is the ceiling.” -Author unknown

Photo credited to: Hamed Saber

 

 

“The average woman would rather have beauty than brains, because the average man can see better than he can think.” -Author Unknown

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“When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep — not screaming, like the passengers in his car.” -Author unknown

Photo credited to: heatherhoesly and her website: heatherhoesly.com

posted: 11 April 13
under: Weekly Quotes